Facort

someone who sucks at life and should go kill themselves. hippo's say facort a lot.
this was derived from the word "factory"

shut up you facort! stop being such a god dam shenezzy facort face!

Facort by .-Z-Rex August 28, 2005

facocta 

"fucked up" in Yiddish slang

I hate working with these facocta old slow computers...

facocta by verklempt September 8, 2005

facoste 

A fake lacoste Shirt.
It can be determined by its cheap quality, and crappy buttons that usually say Lacoste on them, when a real Lacoste has no writing on it.

What a poser, wearing facoste's since he cant afford real lacoste'polo due to his overexpensive car.

facoste by Deeznuts July 3, 2005

fagort 

A corruption of the word "faggot." Used most often in internet verbal battles. Also could be used to refer to a bundle of sticks.

1. Look at that pencil-pusher, he is a total fagort.

2. Light the fagort, we need it to start a fire.

fagort by J.J. Thompson October 6, 2003

facarta 

1. What an idiot says at random times to make their mum piss themselves. Generally funnier with a weird Italian accent.

2. How my sister says focaccia.

Facarta! Facarta!

That facarta bread was delicious.

facarta by Floki_90 May 23, 2016

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.

Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity

Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Fabortion 

A Failed Abortion.

Someone who was a failed abortion is a Fabortion.

Fabortion by Coltsfan85 November 18, 2009