The pure essence of Face. This is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. Many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.
Scientist #1 - Oh, my, God. What have I discovered?
Scientist #2 - What is it, Joe? Don't tell me you've discovered Faceium!?
Scientist #1 - ...