Facebook Lag 

That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.

John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off

Facebook Lag by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

Facebooklarity 

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.

John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.

Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011

Facebookagnostic 

A person who is doubtful or non-commital about Facebook

Does Sarah Facebook? Well, sort of. She has an account, but she doesn't really use it much. She's facebookagnostic.

Facebookagnostic by AH73 May 12, 2011