Facebook Lag

That period of time you wait after getting a notification on Facebook before responding to avoid looking like a total creeper.

Instant responding to facebook notifications only lead to self inflicted cock blocking

waiting time should be a minimum of 5-10 mins before responding to keep the creeper tag off you.

John: Oh shit Kelly just sent me a message what do I say?!?!
Alex: woah slow down man your in no rush
John: Fuck I already sent a dumbass response...
Alex: You gotta work on your facebook lag man...you can
always get her ugly friend.
John: Fuck off

Facebook Lag by Kingkilla56 April 13, 2010

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facebookligious

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

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Facebooklarity

Extreme Popularity on Facebook.

Someone who is extremely popular on Facebook.

Someone who gets many posts by people telling them how funny, liked and loved they are on their own wall.

Every post gets a lot of clicks on the "LIKE" button

Someone who gets many positive comments on all of their posts.

John Q Citizen has Facebooklarity because he is well liked & loved by all his friends.

He is missed when he's offline for even 1 day. His friends let him know it by posting many, many positive posts on his wall daily.

Typically John Q Citizen has over 1,000 friends. People thank him for his Facebook friendship. He is smart, funny, witty, kind and loved. The same goes for the female version, Jane Q Citizen.

If you have Facebooklarity you'll know it. If you don't know it, you don't have it.

Facebooklarity by SonnyD81963 October 8, 2011

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Facebookagnostic

A person who is doubtful or non-commital about Facebook

Does Sarah Facebook? Well, sort of. She has an account, but she doesn't really use it much. She's facebookagnostic.

Facebookagnostic by AH73 May 12, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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