A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.
Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."
by VinnieVin February 3, 2010
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