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faceburn 

(noun) - A medical condition caused by making out with a guy who has a lot of stubble. Characterized by redness, itchiness, flaky skin, and/or a general feeling of burning on the facial area, especially near the mouth.
"Fuuuck! The guy I hooked up with last night hadn't shaved in three days, and now I have faceburn!"
faceburn by borninmay April 9, 2010

FaceBurned 

To be punitively removed from another’s Facebook friend list.

Often accompanied by a sense of anger and rejection.
I got into an argument with {person} so he / she deleted me from their Facebook, I got Faceburned.
FaceBurned by M. Swiger November 30, 2010

FaceBorg 

The collective consciousness residing in the domain of Facebook and other social network venues that threaten to assimilate your individuality.
Beware the FaceBorg! It will assimilate you. Resistance is futile.
FaceBorg by HammerTime2 May 7, 2009

Faceburn 

Plugging in an offensive or obnoxious status update on a Facebook account that has been left open. Sort of teaches people to log off their account when using a public computer.
Don Pedro: Loves guys in tight jeans
or
Martin Barrera: is taking the day off from school to divorce his wife
or
user name: insert random offensive status

...this would be a faceburn
Faceburn by phell November 5, 2009

Faceborg 

The coming Facebookization of the nation, where every man, woman and chile is merged into one social networking soup of humanity.

Good for:
1. Zuckerberg's total world domination

Bad for:
1. Privacy (on and off, ya never know, chk your settings)
Scenario 1:

Tech analyst: Google, Microsoft and Twitter are all running scared in the shadow of the rising Faceborg.
Faceborg by lisat2 April 21, 2010

Faceburst 

When somebody logs on facebook and writes, posts or uploads everything he/she possibly could think of at the time, usually covering all of his friends' news feeds.
Jeff: Man, I wish Tony would stop facebursting everyday. My whole news feed has been about him and his fucking dog pics!

Fred: I know right? What a faggot!
Faceburst by ShotgunDiplomacy August 14, 2010