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A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.
Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.
by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

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Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.

A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.
"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"
by deurf February 04, 2010

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