FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022

Facetimeable

Something that holds the ability to be facetimed or displayed on facetime.

Showering is not a facetimeable event. While brushing your teeth is a facetimeable event.

by Drsmith100 November 21, 2019

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 22, 2022

when a group of guys slam their faces into one vagina

when usually 3-5 facetime / houseparty together

Woah she’s really hot man wanna give her some facetime!

Yo this group chat is weak asf. Let’s group facetime.

by uranus790 January 17, 2018

When you pull a all nighter with someone on FaceTime

Me and garret had a FaceTime hangover last night

by FaZe_hillary November 25, 2016