5 definitions by Tosser of Salads
The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017
A non-written but universally understood law stating that what a man does for a woman during coitus, she must do for him in return.
Bro 1: Dude, I hooked up with this skankbag I met on Tinder. I went down on her and she refused to fellatiate me back.
Bro 2: Did you explain to her Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity?
Bro 2: Did you explain to her Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity?
by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
A mix of incompetence, shenanigans, and overall laziness in a surgical critical care environment; common in Louisiana. Term coined by "Mississippi Mudd".
Healthcare Provider 1: Dude, I can't stand this place anymore. I'm transferring out.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
Healthcare Provider 2: Yeah, lots of dipshittery happens when not needed or called for.
by Tosser of Salads June 16, 2017
The slick way of getting a morbidly obese female to fellatiate your twig and giggleberries when she says she doesn’t give that neck. Simply place an Oreo, preferably low calorie, near your meat rod and she will eventually sniff it out and devour it and anything close to it, thus including your man meat.
Man 1: Dude I finally got that fatty to give me some dome.
Man 2: HOW?
Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.
Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?
Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.
Man 2: HOW?
Man 1: We played hide the Oreo, and she found it and my cock too. Devoured it.
Man 2: Congrats bro; I’d always heard that fatties give the best throat. Seems true huh?
Man 1: As true as the sky is blue.
by Tosser of Salads January 3, 2018
Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”
Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”
*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg
Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”
*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg
by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022