FaceBed 

Where are so tired you're face hits the bed and you are asleep

I am going to Facebed when I get home

FaceBed by OxiWolf June 7, 2013

facebeef

When two or more people have a mindless heated argument on Facebook, whether it's through comments on profile pictures, profile walls, etc.

Person #1: You hear about the fight after school today?
Person #2: No, what happened?
Person #1: Did you see the facebeef on Samantha's profile picture? The one with her and her boyfriend John.
Person #2: Hahaha, oh yeah. Sam's ex left a comment asking if he was enjoying his sloppy seconds. Then John commented back and said he was gonna kick his ass.

facebeef by The Joker in Bruges February 9, 2009

facebefucked 

The emotion experienced by urban dictionary editors that is caused by a massive overload of definitions of names which in turn is caused by a fucking annoying comment on facebook that urges idiots to post the definitions.

God, all those names! We've been facebefucked!

facebefucked by pistov February 4, 2010

two faceded

A fake or phony person who smiles in your face while planning to stab you in the back

Oh, well she told me she hated her. Now they a couple!! She two faceded as hell.

two faceded by freewebs.com/dgtalimage.com November 6, 2007

Facebetiquette 

The manners one is required to display on social networking sites to avoid being the target of ire from other users.

Andrew always 'likes' his own comments and status updates. Such poor facebetiquette.

Facebetiquette by bobthekillerfish November 20, 2010

shit faceded 

To be extremely intoxicated

I got shit faceded! I was shit faceded! Let's get shit faceded!

shit faceded by Julianne1234 July 30, 2006

Re-Facebeek 

Variants:

* Facebeek (to post things on Facebook, to use Facebook)

* Re-Facebeeking (the activity of performing Re-Facebeek action)

Term used to denote re-posting another person's Facebook post. This is intended to generically include anything that can be re-shared (status updates, posted links, photos, etc.) Its origin is in Tweet/Re-Tweeting for Twitter.

First known usage: early 2009.

"That was a great post, I'm Re-Facebeeking here."

"Re-Facebeeked from Dave's really funny post"

Re-Facebeek by seattledave May 21, 2009