by African Jezus February 7, 2009
verb, to forcibly insert an object (usually a knife) into a person or animal's face.
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
noun, used to describe a situation, often unfavorably
verb, "If you don't shut up about your sister's operation and take off your pants, I'll facestab you!"
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
noun, "Your parents died in a car accident AND you lost your wallet? That's a facestab."
by Facestab February 7, 2007
The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
by Naffamily November 23, 2010