An expert in being the recipient of a face sitting. Sitting on this person's face is comparable to the comfort of sitting down on a settee.
Kate: Alastair's a freak, I heard he sits on girls' faces.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
Bob: Nah, he's a face settee. They sit on his face.
by Rayem November 1, 2015