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face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.
Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!
face cheese by Anita Kutabitch October 30, 2009

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.
cheese face by ambalance April 14, 2011

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.
cheese face by ambalance April 8, 2011

cheese face

A girl who likes to give head to unwashed dicks.
Her breath smells like crap. No, more accurately, it smells like dick. She's a cheese face.
cheese face by zzzboy August 20, 2009

cheese face

That face kids make when you are trying to take a decent photo of them (to no avail)

- showing all their teeth while squinting their eyes and pointing their head slightly towards the sky
Ok, stopping making the cheese face for a second so I can take your picture.

Melted Cheese face

Defined by a person's look. The term referees to a person's face that looks like it has melted due to an incident involving burns that melt the skin or the person's face has developed a deformity also making them looked melted. The melted cheese referees to their face looking llike melted cheese .
Oh shit dude, joey got the melted cheese face he totally burned his face off.