Face Baser 

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

Face Baser by briantroy December 7, 2009

Facebase 

Your update feed on facebook. The place where you start when signing into facebook or go to when clinking the "home" tab. The place where you see all of your facebook friends updated status and such if you haven't blocked them.

I noticed that my best friend broken up with her boyfriend when I signed in and saw my facebase. I knew she would be calling me soon to talk about it.

Facebase by MyMusicAddiction August 22, 2010

facebase 

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.

Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.

facebase by leonfun1 February 22, 2010

FaceBase 

Your friends on Facebook. Can also be a verb. Facebasing.

Dude! You have over 1000 facebase. WTF? Do you KNOW these people?

So I was facebasing late last night and realized that my new date might have history with 6 of my facebase. Wonder if I should not accept the friend request to keep things cool?

Can I add him to my facebase?
Have you talked to him more than twice ? If not

it could look like you are stalking.

FaceBase by Eiger2 April 20, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019