v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009
One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.
by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004