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fungdark 

The male equivalent to calling a woman a cunt.
"Dylan "Hot Fire" Shearz was bogarting all my gay cheerios. He can be such a fungdark sometimes."
fungdark by DerpClifford December 24, 2008
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Fungdark 

Someone who acts like an idiot, is extremly annoying and/or stupid.

Can also be used as an adverb when someone or something is doing an action in a Fungdark way.

Also used as the opposite of the word "Cunt"

ORIGIN: 30 Rock; The "C" Word

OMG, stop being a Fungdark.

That's acting fungdarkingly annoying.

That's fungdarkish.
Fungdark by jamali November 4, 2007

fung dart 

Drippy dick; fungus pecker, Sexual leper, corraded dipstick, rusty rooster
Side effects maybe: Long exposure to hot water, outer bark will flake; Following crotch sniffing dogs may go blind; Upon detection baboons will immediatly howl and throw rocks.
Fred is band from the hot tub, since returning from gay fest with fung dart!
fung dart by Wolfman 54 December 14, 2008

Fungdark 

A fun stupid word...
you can use it for anything pretty much
Fungdark!!
You fungdark!
Fungdark by Courtxox February 27, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026