Background-F.U.E.M.S. stands for Fordham University EMS.
Fuemed- (verb)- (pronounced fumed)- the act of getting belligerently wasted on campus at fordham university, to the point where volunteer student ambulance services need to take you to a local hospital. This results in a free ambulance ride.
ryan- "Yo you hear what happened to Mike?"
Tom- "Yeah i heard that he got FUEMED and then tried escaping the hospital by jumping the 15 foot fence."
ryan- "yesssir that's why he is on crutches"
Tom- "why didn't he walk out the front gate?"