abbreviation for 'Fucking Useless Bastard'. Said to someone who can't do anything for themselves. A low life person who might as well dance in a fire.
Dan: "Did you see that article about that woman who got stuck on the expressway during a snow storm and thought she was gonna die?"

Eddy:"Ya woman is a FUB, ya feel me?"
#fucking #useless #bastard #fub #dance #fire
by ERu07 February 22, 2013
Top Definition
abbreviation for fuck you bitch.
Kaitlin: you're ugly
Babz: fub.
#fuck you #die #your a bitch #eat shit #you suck
by babzie May 07, 2006
fat ugly bastard
hey fub
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
Favorite Un-Biological Sister
Favorite Un-Born Sister

A girl who you see as your own family even though you are not blood related.
We are not best friends, we are FUBS.
#favorite #unbiological #sister #unborn #fubs
by malimalu248 December 11, 2009
A F.U.B. is a Fat Ugly Bitch
"yoooo, your sister is a F.U.B."

"Your sis i a fat ugly bitch"
#hub #tub #rub #fub #lube
by Stokley Jones January 19, 2012
Fat Ugly Bitch also Fucking Ugly Bitch

1) A woman who hit the trifecta by being an asshole,
ugly and overweight.

2) A woman who is both an asshole and
who is so fucking hideously ugly that
looking at her makes your eyes hurt.
Roseanne and Rosie O'Donnell are unattractive
fat women who are also known to be real assholes.
They're the inspiration to FUBs everywhere that they
too can be fat, ugly, act like bitches, treat guys
like crap and yet still get rich and famous...
Thanks for nothing you FUBs!

I wanted to poke my eyes out with a
sharp and hot object after seeing that
FUB staring out at me from my office
#fucking #fat #ugly #bitch #roseanne #rosie
by Darclyte August 03, 2006
Acronym: Fuck You Bitch

What you say to a person who is a cunt (independent of whether that person is a fag, a bitch, a moron, a douchebag, an asshole, a man, a woman, a teddy bear, or a gentleman)
Secretary: Lee-ah, is that how you say your name?
Lee-ah: No, just sound it out.
Secretary: Oh, ok, Lee-uh?
#fuck #bitch #teddy bear #you #asshole
by C-Cup January 22, 2010
(n) cum, sperm, ejaculation, etc.
Mufaso: "Bro, last night I got fub in my girlfriends hair."

Samuel: "damn"
#cum #sperm #ejaculation #children #unfertilized fetuses
by 69pak January 05, 2014
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