FPOTD 

First Poop of the Day.

Something one might shout out, tweet about, or post on someone elses facebook wall, after taking their first poop of the day.

Not to be confused with FPOTD (fourth poop of the day), FPOTD (fifth poop of the day), or the ever more legendary FPOTD (fifteenth poop of the day).

guy 1: "FPOTD!"
guy 2: "Really dude? Its 11pm. Ive pooped like 3 times already."

FPOTD by 164Seton September 25, 2011

fpotd 

first post of the day

FPOTD!!

(What someone in web forum might post at 5 am)

fpotd by Karl Hankin August 27, 2006

FPOTD 

acronym meaning "First Post Of The Day." On some message boards or threads it is used to denote that a specific person or post was teh first made on that calendar day

I made the FPOTD when I was the first person to post after midnight.

FPOTD by Damon Caine August 26, 2006

FPOTD 

Frivolous Purchase Of The Day

I just got back from making my FPOTD.

FPOTD by adelossa September 8, 2006

fsotd 

first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.

"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"

"How was it?"

A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."

fsotd by wland January 25, 2011

FOTD

Friend Of The Day.

I.e. someone who is just altogether awesome and you want to associate yourself with for that particular day.
Kind of like Mother's Day or Father's Day,
except 293487234678913465 times better and funner.

Also a Facebook application that chooses one of your friends at random (and tends to be rather accurate).

robot #1: HEY can i be your FOTD on facebook?
robot #2: i'll only post you as my FOTD if you actually are :)

FOTD by geekygirl September 28, 2009

fotd

Face of the day. The look a person (typically female) has achieved for that day using cosmetics. A FOTD photo is often posted online with a list of makeup items used.

Click this link to see my FOTD! I used Smut in the crease, Fairylite pigment on my browbone, Orgasm blush, Viva Glam V lipglass...

fotd by Heather C. June 12, 2005