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First Post Nailed It acronym: The proper way to show that the first response on a forum thread is genius.
Thread topic:

He tells me he was checking something and accidentily released one of the handles that control the flow of drilling fluid it smacked him on the knee. He says to me "here, check it out" and before I had time to say anything dude had his pants around his ankles and I'm starring at this little bruise on his knee cap.

Who the fuck just drops their pants in front of total strangers?

First reply in thread:

someone that doesnt see the naked boy as a sex toy.

Third Post:

FPNI
by sir gunsalot February 03, 2011

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