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Abbreviation for Fake Mass Text, in which you pretend to be sending a mass text but in reality you are only sending it to one person. Often, because you are too embarrassed to text this person on an individual basis, and you have already sent your real friends normal text messages. Jason ignored Sarah because he thought she was a major stalker until she sent only him an FMT saying "hey everyone, meet me at Señor Frog's!" and he bought it. Once he got there, he was reminded of how FINE she was, and they promptly proceeded to get busy. Another successful FMT.
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girl: listen to my feelings!
boy: FMT girl: y? boy: its easier and less likely to cause STDs than SMD girl: k |
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Short and snappy version of the phrase "Fuck My Tits" used to express extreme emotions, usually those pertaining to exasperation, stress or near-orgasmic pleasure. #1. My exam today was awful. FMT.
#2. OMG, bacon pepperoni pizza. FMT. |
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Short for: Fuck My Team
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Favorite My Tweet FMT if you have big feet
FMT if you believe in gay marriage FMT if you love this photo |
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Fucking the tits, in an up and down motion. Placing the penis, in between the large tits, and humping them, as you would for humping a chair! The penis is stimulated by the tits rubbing the penis. And the tits are stimulated by the rubbing of the penis. I told my sugar daddy to fmt, and he did! It was fucking. Amazing.
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Fuck my typing. Occurs in online chat. Usually attributed to a string of typo's in ones messages, or a typo that brings on embarrassment/humiliation. Similar to fml. Person A - so at teh las tminute, I bloted otu the bcak door. and teh bset part was no oen ever knwe! i twa sbrilliant.
Person B - ??? Person A - fmt! *Person A starts retyping their fail, correctly.* |
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