FMGWAC

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

FMGWAC by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

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FMSWAC

Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".

"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."

FMSWAC by fmswac December 29, 2009

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FMWACS

Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".

Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?

FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014

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FMSWACBP

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.

a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP

FMSWACBP by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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