FMGWAC

An acronym standing for Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw. Used when cursing one's situation, or after making a dire mistake. Sometimes used as an alternative to fuck me or FML.

Jesus, my house burned down and i still have to file those reports by tonight, FMGWAC.

Shit! I told my boss to go fuck herself, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

or I just marched for 8 hours, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

FMGWAC by Ausgezeichnet August 25, 2009

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FMSWAC

Acronym meaning "Fuck Me Sideways With A Crowbar".

Used to convey extreme displeasure with a turn of events, or when something doesn't go according to plan. Not usually used as a command.

Pronounced "Ef-Em-Swack".

"Dude, your girl just dumped you over a Facebook status."

"FMSWAC..."

FMSWAC by fmswac December 29, 2009

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FMWACS

Common acronym for the phrase "Fuck me with a chainsaw".

Person 1: I'm so busy between work and school I don't think Ill be able to make it to hang out tonight.

Person 2: Damn! Alright then. Sucks that you have that much work.

Person 1: I know... FMWACS right?

FMWACS by Csw444 October 22, 2014

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FMSWACBP

Acronym. Fuck Me Sideways With A Concrete Barge Pole.
Commonly used to express that what you are about to say is important, relevant, or otherwise unbelievable.

a) FMSWACBP I wish China would stop fucking around!
b) You can't be serious, FMSWACBP!
c) Your mum is hot, FMSWACBP

FMSWACBP by Fung Dunnel August 8, 2022

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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