Fuck My Boring Life.

Ripped from FML - Fuck My Life
Person 1 - "Wanna go hang out tonight?"

Person 2 - "Nah I can't. I have to do chores. FMBL."
by Botchybo July 24, 2009
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Fuck My Battery Life.

Perfect for those people who have awesome phones that have shit battery life.
Guy: Dude, I've got Eclair running on my G1. It's awesome but my phone is always dying. FMBL
by CyanogenFollower June 28, 2010
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