(F)uture (L)ower (B)ack (P)roblems.

Used when a lady has a big rack, thus ensuring FLBP.
We have a FLBP canidate right here!
by SchmaddaKid April 25, 2011
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"Future Lower Back Problems"

Used to denote girls with large breasts who will have future lower back problems. God loves these women.
Man 1: Dude, I'm so depressed. I need a girl with some FLBP.

Man 2: Yeah man, I know what you mean... Let's hit up that new club downtown
by huss91 April 22, 2011
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Damn did you see Angie Verona on theChive? That bitch is gonna have some FLBP...She's HOT lol
by MrChoco April 29, 2011
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Future lower back problems, in regards to woman with large breasts.
after those breast implant, your mom will definitely have some flbp. but they are worth it.

so firm, so shapely, so big, i diagnose that you will have flbp.
by NotLook April 26, 2011
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Acronym for Future Lower Back Problems, popularized by the website The Chive.

Young woman with incredibly large breasts, who will most likely develop medical issues pertaining to carrying additional weight in the upper chest area.
Wow with boobs like that she is going to end up with FLBP.
by Baseball Rube April 25, 2011
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