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Fuck Em In The Ass With A Splintered Axe Handle.
You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"
by TED "Fat Bastard" Kennedy June 18, 2003
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