Skip to main content
Fully Devoted Follower of Christ. I don't know if this is a term that just one person uses or not.
www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=scottish_lass89 <-- Read the profile and you will understand why.

I do not know the person whose Xanga this belongs to. I was searching for my friend's Xanga and this is one of the Xangas that came up.
FDFOC by jewpoints April 22, 2005
FDFOC mug front
Get the FDFOC mug.
See more merch

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;

When your cat walks on your keyboard
HEY CHLOE PLEASE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
Chloe the cat: MEow

hjugyhf fdfctdrxevsasw rjtkyl,u;./tywsedr6tf7gy8hu9ijko,';./b nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwkm,u;h9ii,hjuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyesxdraswxgtfvybhjnkml,;
fdoc - a phrase literally for First day of Class.
Friend: Hey bro, starting the new semester huh?

me: yeah dude, how was fdoc?

Friends :It was alright, pretty chill
fdoc by ohdesi1 January 10, 2013
When a colleague stands behind you, when you at your desk and when you turn around, your face directly meets his crotch. Face Full of Crotch.
Dude when i turned around i got FFOC'd face full of crotch.
FFOC by Dudede July 21, 2012
A FAFOcide is a massive, overwhelming beatdown. It is a spanking of epic proportions.

It occurs when one group of aggressors attacks a peaceful group and proceeds to Find The Fuck Out.

A recent example is when the Palestinians/HAMAS attacked unarmed, peaceful Israel women, children, and elderly - massacring 1200 of them in cold blood. And then after a few weeks of preparation, the Israeli forces unleashed a FAFOcide on the terrorist Palestinians/Hamas.
Israel unbleached a FAFOcide on the coward Palestinians and their terrorist Dogs HAMAS.
FAFOcide by Magnus__X4 February 1, 2024

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026