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FARTNECK 

When a female is on her back and giving a blowjob/being fucked in the mouth and the males asshole is nearly touching the females neck and double release of sperm and flatulence occurs simultanously.
While fucking that girls mouth and farting on her throat giving her a fartneck. Most easily achieved using a bed with a headboard to get the right angles.
FARTNECK by D.A. SMITH March 29, 2008
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Fastneck 

Fast neck is a term that means french kiss.
Fast necking often occurs when baxter and friends supply large quantities of alcohol to the female sex in exchange for a fastneck.
Fastneck by stringvsblackhawk February 23, 2009
verb: to make someone sitting in the back seat uncomfortably cold, by rolling down the front windows of the car. The perpetrator is usually a drunk fat-ass, and an inconsiderate boor, who is not interested in the comfort of fellow passengers. They can be easily identified by their robust neck meat. While the fatnecker is only interested in his own comfort, the person being fatnecked is usually too shy to ask the fatnecker to roll up his window, because the fatnecker is usually an older, burly, high school senior, and the victim, a skinny, waifish, freshman, who will have to earn the respect of his peers before dictating the climate of the vehicle..
"Man, that asshole fatnecked me all the way to Memphis last night. While he was in the front seat, sweating, and being loud and drunk, I was in the back seat, shivering, and too timid to ask him if he could roll up his window."
fatneck by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

Fartnocker 

Someone who jams farts back up into the ass with your finger, clogging it.
Fartnocker by STEPHEN DOUGLAS March 24, 2003

Fartneken 

The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.

See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.

The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'
Fartneken by TBoor74 November 7, 2014
a human with an excessively large or fat neck. a person with double chins & then more fat to add with that fat.
Wait until he moves his lard fatneck out of the way.
fatneck by squirtmouth October 29, 2015

fatneckassnigga 

a stupid nigga wit a fat ass confidence level
"brody a real fatneckassnigga always saying he right"
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