High pitched internet whore ,usally afficted by some type of ailment and a woman, that whores herself/himself around but will die a lonely bitch because she/he makes sure your problems aren't as bad as her/his in order to guilt trip you into not saying anything about her/his retardation...... Also known to have tidal periods.

Stop being such a Faify Sarah, god.

Faify by Zxva January 9, 2008

faify

Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for they can say nothing without being attacked in an unleashing of she-bitch rage.

Larry: That bitch be a mad faify today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day working with retarded children was. If i say anything negative now, I might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.

faify by Chris Jessie February 2, 2008

Faifu

a waifu that is a furry

Reggie is my faifu.

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faify

Noun: a person that forces them self into awkward/compromising/vulnerable situations, and then is irritated when the flaws of their idiocy are revealed. This usually occurs when they allow some sort of knowledge about them self to become known to party 2. Party 2 is now in a compromising situation, for he can say nothing without being attack by an unleashing of she-bitch rage. Obviously the majority of such individuals are females.

Larry: The bitch be a mad faify it up today.
Doc: Thats the damn truth. But wait, she just told me how awful her day was, if i say anything negative now, i might get my cock gnawed off.
Larry: Wakka Wakka Wakka.

faify by Chris Jessie February 3, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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