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A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.
Eyeboner by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006
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Eyeboners 

When you see something so amazing it gives your eye balls a boner.
Did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? I was floppin' out eyeboners the entire time.
Eyeboners by Yupitis November 11, 2014

eye-burner 

A term used to describe the burning sensation given to the eyes whilst completely stoned.
Tony: Man I am stoned

Paul: I knoww, i've got complete eye-burner maynee.
eye-burner by Jallooe March 1, 2011
noun:

when the eyebrow of a person drops down along the side of the eye replicating the look of a sideburn, usually seen in abnormally old men.
Every year it seems like Grandpa's eyeburns grow longer and longer
eyeburn by FANKTHETANK December 24, 2009
A highly aggressive, disrespectful gang tattoo designed to overtly insult rival groups.
He stared directly into the rival's face, making sure they saw the "eyebuster" tatted on his skin.
eyebuster by user1234223 July 6, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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