Eyebortion

eye⋅bor⋅tion (ayh-BORE-shun)
-noun

1.
A descriptive classification given to something that, when viewed, is so disgustingly horrifying to the viewer that they want to scrape out their eyeballs, put them in a plastic baggy, and throw them in the dumpster.

2.
The actual satirical medical procedure described above.

1.
"That pic on your profile is an eyebortion. You should remove it."

2.
"You need to remove that pic of your mom's neck from your profile - it's making me want to have an eyebortion. "

Eyebortion by soso2 December 28, 2009

earbortion 

A song so mind-numbingly bad, listening to it it the sonic equivalent to viewing an abortion. Opposite of eargasm.

Did you hear that new Nickelback song? It's a total earbortion.

earbortion by Mike, DDS August 24, 2011

eyeotion 

expressive eyes; more eye emotions than facial; looks that tell you to shut the hell up, that you're bored, etc.

She expresses a lot of eyeotion. You don't have to say a word to her, just look at her eyes.

eyeotion by Val Smith December 19, 2003

ebortion 

when someone cybers too much and their partner becomes unwantedly pregnant they have an ebortion

1. that nerd kid couldnt get any so he had to cyber with some girl from Japan, now she has to get an ebortion
2. Ray lived so far away from his girlfriend they had to cyber without protection, now shes going in for an ebortion

ebortion by sammpie December 10, 2008