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Answer to the question "If this is an ear wank, and this is a mouth wank, then whats this?" asked to scared first years by bored 5th years in secondary schools throughout the country.
When the first years reach "that age" they realise that they do indeed wank.
"Eye wank?"
"Ahhhahahahahahaaaaaaaa, YOU WANK!!!!!!"
by Vincentenial November 26, 2004