An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.
The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.
by DKWSea August 09, 2012
A child aged 4 to 12 who has to wear an eye pad for months due to myopia or blindness caused by excessive screen time on devices like iPads. These kids often display similar traits to an "iPad kid", including addiction to online games like Roblox or Fortnite, excessive daily screen time, and a lifestyle characterized by being "chronically online".
Ever since little Timmy became an eye pad kid, he can't seem to see anything without his eye pad—guess all those hours on his iPad finally caught up with him!
by Emotional Cruiser July 14, 2025