Those who encounter him are rendered deaf and speechless within seconds. Often asks very intrusive personal questions within moments of beginning the coversation. Speaks at 120 decibels, even when you're 5 feet away. Creature to be avoided at all costs, especially when looking AutoTrader magazine. Lisps constantly.
"YOU got a EXCURSHUN?!?"
by BobbyBill$ November 30, 2004