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exciturd 

A poop created out of pure unmitigated excitement, a really, gloriously happy crap.
I was so jubilant at the fabulous news I heard that I did an exciturd.
exciturd by Jemima Lott September 4, 2015
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Exciturnated

A perpetual state of abundant anticipation for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a Friday or Saturday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, Jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, "don't pass out with your shoes on!" rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long BROmance or in coed circumstances marriage. The eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. Sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.
d4: You ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick's from Atl?

Bobby: F--kin' EXCITURNATED!!!!

Exciterdment 

To be so excited you start to talk and act retarded
Me: ready for the concert?

Friend: OMFG!!!! DUDE IM SO FUCKING EXCITED ITS LIKE smfdsdgh
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Me: someones become exciterdment
Exciterdment by Truth slayer July 16, 2009
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026