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The inability to properly use Excel. Most often people over the age of 40, with a strong propensity to destroy formulas. These people often use scratch paper and a calculator to overcome the burden of understanding how the worksheet operates.
CLEAR CONTENTS!!!!! My nighhand is Exceltarted, he can't grasp the concept of a formula!
by txmarmot September 12, 2010

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