Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
by Ilove69WithUrMum May 2, 2019
by EwanGotPranked March 30, 2019
by Some Guy From Neoseeker September 23, 2004
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 6, 2019
Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting
by the truth speaker type 2 November 22, 2018
A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.
Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
by Advanced Derp April 30, 2017
by Thiccyyy December 10, 2019