2 definitions by Advanced Derp
A steamy motherfucker who likes to lick and suck yer da his avon. Sometimes he tries to get you in his van to then put you in his basement or shed to proceed and earrape the absolute crap out of you.
Ewan: get in my totally not suspicious white van with "free avon" on the side for some free avon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
You: no ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
Ewan: GET IN THE FUCKING VAN U FLAPKUT
*you blackout, wake up later and things get loud*
by Advanced Derp April 30, 2017
Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw
1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.
You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.
You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN
by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017