Ewan is a bloody sexy man, who has the kindest heart. Ewan is quiet but he also has many friends. Ewan has the biggest penis and it bounces when he does jumping jacks. Ewan is the most nicest person you will ever meet, and he often pulls girls.
by Fatel is qt November 30, 2021
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The name Ewan originates from Scotland. He is cute but he is very loud and is also quite funny. Some people find him annoying because he is very energetic and loud but most people love him and his personality.
Girl: is that ewan? he is so cute
by xylam556 June 29, 2022
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Blue haired boy of wonder, owns a dozen guitars and some sexy spice mix may end up destroying you in pokemon and pokemon has a tendency to calling people names if he knows theyve hurt someone he loves.
Ewan: Fajitas!
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
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A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears
Oh looks it's that Ewan
by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019
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