a fucking retarded game with extreamly misleading adverts on ever single web site you visit(and i mean like fucking everywhere!)that has to use sexuality and cleavage that has nothing to do with the content of the game
this game has to use sexuality in its adverts to make horny b-tards believe you will fuck some body in the game
this game has to use sexuality in its adverts to make horny b-tards believe you will fuck some body in the game
horny dumbass: hey did you see the evony chicks huge tits
smart dude: no i was to busy making fun of how they're so desperate for players they have to use half nude chicks to get horny 15 year olds play
horny dumbass: i don't care im playing any way !!!!!!
smart dude: no i was to busy making fun of how they're so desperate for players they have to use half nude chicks to get horny 15 year olds play
horny dumbass: i don't care im playing any way !!!!!!
by link27o9 February 28, 2010
Evoni is a very intriguing girl. She will not hesitate to beat some a** if needed. She is fearless and takes chances on the daily.
by ThePurpleLabyrinth November 10, 2017
Evonie is a lit and beautiful person ,makes people laugh none stop . Evonie’s are always blamed for stuff and have a shit life.
by Lit lit lit awesome December 9, 2018
An internet played game that has inappropriate advertisements that makes you wonder if you want to play or not.
John: Hey did you play Evony yet?
Henry: No John, that is a dumb ass game
John: You haven't tried it yet and the women looks hot
Henry: Are you dumb-shit? Use your brains! Game = Fail
John: I am not
Henry: No John, that is a dumb ass game
John: You haven't tried it yet and the women looks hot
Henry: Are you dumb-shit? Use your brains! Game = Fail
John: I am not
by Surfinnn February 8, 2010
A grotesque ad of a computer animated (presumably female) elf that appears at the top/side/bottom of all internet webpages.
An order to view this ad, or one if its many variations, you must visit any random url.
An order to view this ad, or one if its many variations, you must visit any random url.
Ugh! These Evony ads collectively waste so much bandwidth, I've probably spent at least fifty dollars on them alone!
by Noogahoogah October 3, 2009
Evony is me, I am obviously kind hearted and hot not to mention sexy. I was trying to find my name without that blonde girl ad coming in my way but all the definitions were filled with her so I’m making this. I am honestly so hot, petty, inconsiderate and I focus on myself the end.
One Sexy Beast,
Evony's are sweet, Head Strong, and all around sexy!
Everyone is jealous of Evony's because of there Brain and beauty.
They have A nice ass, great Smile, Wonderful laugh, Kiss that will make your head spin around, A body that could melt the sun, Personality of your dream girl, and a love that is so strong you will never want to break it.
They normally come off "weird" Or odd But The honest Truth is there just not like you.
They can be rude and mean to people they don't like and Can win a fight any day.
Evony's are sweet, Head Strong, and all around sexy!
Everyone is jealous of Evony's because of there Brain and beauty.
They have A nice ass, great Smile, Wonderful laugh, Kiss that will make your head spin around, A body that could melt the sun, Personality of your dream girl, and a love that is so strong you will never want to break it.
They normally come off "weird" Or odd But The honest Truth is there just not like you.
They can be rude and mean to people they don't like and Can win a fight any day.
by Shambalatomatocow;) January 8, 2013