Evans 

One that is pro or professional. Sometimes someone that is "gudo" and many noobs look up to him

He is Evans

Evans by eggpoi August 7, 2011

Evans 

Persuading people to do something they don't want to do, then when they finally get into it, fuck off and leave them to do it by themselves.

"Dude, you hear about Alex last night? He told his friends he wanted to go out, got them drunk and then went to bed"
"Yeah, he totally pulled an Evans".

Evans by bakedbeansandbeef October 3, 2011

Evans 

Some Asian kid

Evans is a pussy

Evans by Chadd100 June 27, 2019

Evans 

Often used as a term for a young duck

I saw a very hungry Evans the other week

Evans by teliphosion March 21, 2009

Evans 

The maker of the Highest Quality drumheads available.

Person: My crap drusm ring out WAY too much!

Person 2: Throw some Evans Onyx skins on there!

Evans by v ReacTiioN July 5, 2009

Evans 

An underground tree which blooms once every decade. Only the Evans moth feeds off the nectar. It has brown flowers

The fish swam into a cave until it was out of water and dying. Its last view was at the beautiful evans tree.

Evans by Charlie Antelop June 11, 2006

Evans 

Someone who is just completely terrible at something... Sports, for example. Can't play, misses the ball all the time, scores numerous points for the other team. Usually a nice guy, moderately intelligent and good natured; you just don't want him on your team. A curse will follow you should he be placed there.

Prone to making bets he can't win.

Can normally be spotted with loud laughter and talking good natured smack.

Guy 1: Man... They got a killer team.

Guy 2: That MAY be true... But... Check out center field. He's a total Evans.

Guy 1: Ahahaha... Good eye.

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Guy 1: *Leaps for ball, misses, eats dirt*

Guy 2: I knew you were an Evans. We're soooo going to lose.

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Guy 1: You hear that guy makin bets and talkin' smack earlier? Sounded pretty serious.

Guy 2: *waves hand* Don't worry I know the guy, he's a total Evans.

Guy 3: Yeah, totally.

Guy 1: Cool cool. Thought he might be, but he had me sweatin' for a minute.

Evans by Animus Argentis December 20, 2009