Evan

just a little perverted. rides magical unicorns into the sunset, while flowers bloom underfoot and crazy asian techno music plays. wherever she goes the people around her are mindfucked past sanity. is bros with jesus allah yahweh and all those niggas in da sky. will one day rule the world....like hitler but successful and instead of killing jews everyone will simply lie down and take it like a loli takes it in the face from pedobear. you can all suck it. hard. TITTIES!

person 1: dude what just happened?
person 2: i have no idea but i feel amazing!
person 1: wait! look at the sunset man!
person 2: ITS AN EVAN ON A UNICORN!!!!!
person 1: we have been blessed.

jesus: yo evan wassup?
evan: not much homie wheres allah at mah nigga?
yahweh: wassup home skillet biscuits!?!?!
evan: YAHWEH! MY TITTYLICIOUS BITCH!! WHERE YOU BEEN!

hitler: yo satan how ya hangin
satan: you done fucked up broski.
hitler: NOOOOOO
satan: farewell im off to go play hopscotch with evan.

you: wtf am i reading?!?! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!
evan: i know...but it feels so right

by MR SANDE, naww just kidding... December 9, 2010

Evan

The greatest guy you will ever know. Someone who will love you with everything he has and never stop. Will look at you and tell you how beautiful and amazing you are everyday. Will kiss you so passionately that time will stop for that split second. When you see his face, your heart will skip a beat and you'll smile the whole time you're with him. He'll wait for you, even though you're 664 miles away from each other. He'll protect you and make sure you're at your best before he worries about himself. He will be your one and only. The only guy you will want to be with. For the rest of your life.

Alex: "Logan cheated on me again."
Me:"I'm sorry. You should find someone like Evan."
Alex:"You are so lucky."

by emmaly9678 October 20, 2013

Evan

A really annoying man that won't stop bugging people when they tell him to stop and also tells corny jokes

That guy won't stop talking! Well duh he's an Evan

by xoxoelse January 24, 2017

Evan

1. To become excited and partially aroused at the notion of Justin Bieber or Harry Potter 2. The act of milking a hamster

I'm gonna Evan my hamster! Once every six weeks you should Evan your hamster.

by raguthegreatwizardking November 7, 2010

Evan

Saying she is the most beautiful girl in the world is an understatement. She is a girl with a great personality, she may be a popular girl, but is truely shy until you bring her out of her shell. She is the one that you want your family to meet. She is the one that makes you melt everytime she makes eye contact with you.

Evan is the girls of my dream. She's the one that makes me be me. She is the one with the intentions to get the best out of you, when you don't even believe in yourself.

by Lovetospoon November 10, 2010

Evan

He has one of the best personalities ive ever experienced hes funny even tho his jokes arent the best but hes still funny even tho im funnier i dont even know why or how i fell for him it just happened he has the cutest smile ive ever seen hes so fun to be around and i love him and will always be there for him forever whenever hes on my mind so much my friends tease me about him and i act like they are wrong about their "are you thinking of evan" "are you gonna give that to evan" but really everything that they tease me about is true i cant believe that im actually dating him it feels like a dream hopefully it isnt tho. I hope we continue to work out.

i love my bf evan <3

by nainexzy January 21, 2022

Evan

Evan, a guy who is so cute and smart he has the cutest smile and he has his secrets and if girls are super friendly to him don’t be jealous because Evans are loyal and if you do end up breaking up don’t worry he’ll be super nice about it and treat you like a friend. And if your friends make fun of you for liking him ignore it you guys would be cute together

Evan...the perfect guy

by Evan lover <3 January 1, 2020