Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020

Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.

I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.

by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021

Evan..aft0n_rp

a really cool Tiktoker who does FNAF rps. very cool

Did you see Evan..aft0n_rp's new video? Its awesome

by Evan..aft0n_rp May 17, 2022

Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.

Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.

by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021

Evan Gramcracker

A tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo May 1, 2018

evan gramcracker

a tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: Do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo May 1, 2018

evan joseph

Has no solo wins is obsessed with shrek a memes lord

Evan Joseph’s ancestors are incestors

by Secret Agent Randy Beans April 20, 2018