Eurolitist

Someone who is obsessed with and/or only accepts things that are European.

American: "Why do you put that chocolate stuff on your bread rather than Jiff peanut butter?"
European/Wannabe European: "1. It's called Nutella. 2. Because I'm a Eurolitist. And 3. You're an idiot."

by Hunn€r August 18, 2011