A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

A Eunuch’s Ball Sack by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

spousal eunuch 

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

spousal eunuch by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

Eunice Lalanne 

The most beautiful, amazing Haitian that you will ever meet. Kind, sociable and likes purple. She's the one that just gets into your heart and will stay there even if you don't see her again.

Matt: wow that mary is so sweet and pretty.

Mart: yea, just like Eunice Lalanne

Eunice Lalanne by GayMarco August 31, 2011

Eunice 

An amazing breed of lady, with high intelligent and smart.

A Eunice brain you've got

Eunice by Facmac February 4, 2020

Eunice 

The most beautiful, amazing, hot, sexy girl a man will ever meet, an d is one that will love you so much more than you deserve and will be the perfect person to share the rest of your life with. if you ever see a Eunice you better go and talk to her

1. I wish I have a Eunice in my life
2. Dayummm that girl looks hot, she is probably a Eunice
3. You are a metal fan? You must be a Eunice if I am not mistaken

Eunice by Kitty_Lover January 4, 2015

Eunice 

Bad ass bitch who is so sweet she’ll give you a cavity. And if you don’t have one she’ll give you one of hers cuz she’s so generous and kind – she also prolly has had a couple since she gets 200% sweetness in her drinks

Eunice is a queen

Eunice by Lowukey September 23, 2018

Eunisse 

A victorious girl,brave but crazy.EUNISSE IS A ONE OF A KIND AND HARD TO FIND!!She can be either mean or funny AF!!!You will surely fall in love with a Eunisse.A lot of times she will be confused but sooner or later shell get it right.She will be complicated at times but take in mind that maybe its just her.Eunisse can be very isolated or open AF!A Eunisse will always understand you even in the most difficult times.If she falls for you,it wasn't intentionally.You treat her right?Shell treat you better!Know that she will always care for you and protect you. She is someone you surely don't wanna hurt,If you do,good luck because even if she does forgive you know that she never forgets!

Eunisse is so damn crazy .
She seems confused,are you sure thats not a Eunisse?

Eunisse by ;-; :) .3. August 10, 2018