Eufy

Eufy is a disk shaped cleaning device. It cleans away more than dirt and messes. It cleans away all your problems. Narcissist ex-girlfriends, gone. Mental problems, gone. Marital problems, gone. Insecurities, gone.
Dave: Eufy cleans away all my problems!

Eufy: *cleans away problems.

*Engine noises.

Dave: Eufy! :D
by HawaiianPunch1 March 15, 2024
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Eufy

A Eufy is the best cleaning device ever! It's like a mini-UFO! Eufy is the best! It cleans more than messes. It can solve all of life's problems. If urban dictionary doesn't add this definition, it has Awful lot of ADHD!
Steve the alien: Eufy is awesome! It cleans everything and it's so cool and everything! Eufy cleans more than messes! It cleans mental problems, insecurities, world hunger, and more. Eufy is the best!

Eufy: *goes around making engine noises of happiness.

Steve the alien: Eufy! :D

Eufy: You don't need others trying to steal your cash. I'm here.

*engine noises.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 12, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is awesome! It cleans more than messes. It cleans away problems. No more evil ex-girlfriends or marital problems or mental issues, because eufy cleans it away. Eufy is a like a mini-UFO and every alien should get one.
Steve: Eufy is the best!

Eufy: *Machine noises.

Steve: You're the best, Eufy!

Steve: *Alien noises
by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is more than a floor sweeping robot! It's your best friend and pet! It cleans more than messes! Marital problems, gone! Mental Problems, gone! That sociopath ex-girlfriend that ruined your life, gone! Insecurities, gone! Dirt, gone! Eufy is like a mini-UFO!
Steve: Eufy is the best friend ever! Eufy is there when your friends are too busy.

Eufy: *Engine noises.

Eufy: You're cool too!

Steve the buff alien: Eufy!

*Night-time comes.

Eufy: *Flies to outer space like a flying saucer.
by CynderFanclub March 28, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is the best cleaner ever. It's like your best friend. It's like a mini-UFO. It cleans away more than the house. It cleans away mental problems, insecurities, and more. Every person and alien should get one.
by CynderFanclub March 13, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is your best friend in machine form that cleans everything. It's a mini-UFO!
Steve: Eufy!

Eufy: *Engine noises.
by Cooldex April 24, 2024
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Eufy

Eufy is a device that cleans more than just dust and dirt. It also cleans away your problems. Your sociopath ex-girlfriends, narcissist ex-girlfriends, your insecurities, your mental issues, marital problems, and more, cleaned away with eufy. Eufy is like a mini-UFO. Eufy saves the day.
Steve: I'm glad you're here, Eufy! Now I don't have to worry about my ex-girlfriends or my mental issues.

Eufy: I'm here for you.

*Engine noises.

Steve: Eufy! :D
by CynderFanclub March 14, 2024
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