Awesome UK London based, centered and obsessed pop trio (named after the french football team), comprising the glam puss front lady Sarah Cracknell, and ex music journalists Bob Stanley and Pete Wiggs. Done some of the cleverest, loveliest, toungue firmly in chickiest pop muzak ever. I kinda lost touch after the classic three first albums, but their latest, Tales from Turnpike House turned out as good as anything they've ever done. Pop on me luves!
Man, I know SE will read this definition the next time they google themselves, and it feels so frikin awesome

Man, I'd definitely let that Sarah chick give me a hanjob

Saint Etienne (name pronounced with the stress on E, not in the le frog manner) are in the studio, cunningly crafting their knowing little pop snippets

Saint Etienne are rarely cited as "credible" by UK muzak press cos they don't really give a fuck about maintaining the "credebilitah" rituals (predictable political statements, taking themselves seriously etc etc)
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Hot af, big dick, big butt, nice smile, gets sunburned really easy, doesn’t care about what other people think, dark features, rich, clingy, protective, and a sexy beast
Devrim Etienne gets all the girls
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When guy start tickle your scrotum then get a finger on your anus and says : oooh.. you like that!
You naughty little boy you dirty etienne me! Comme here boy!
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Something that is so incredibly small you need a microscope to have a slight chance of seeing it
That guy has such an etiennes dick
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A penis so small when he sticks it in she says have you begun yet. It is so small you'll need a microscope to see it. When he gets a boner its the size of an ants foot, when he is hard he beats it with some tweezers. When Etienne goes to beat it, he needs a magnifying glass to find the object. Let's not forget he also watches gay porn and his jizz amount is similar to a white blood cell.
The fat bitch said " Damn, I just saw Etienne's piece under a telescope."
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Etienne Sauves are typically simps, especially attracted to this one girl he has been obsessing with, Kazumi.

Etienne is a weird ass guy that goes for Kazumi and calls his bestfriend his last name.
Etienne Sauve, Jahvin and Steven were walking down the street and Etienne Sauve sees Kazumi in the distance .
Etienne Sauve blushes and runs to Kazumi and asks her out, then he get rejected.
Jahvin and Steven laughs in the distance.
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Etienne is the nicest guy to walk in this planet. He can warn you about things but usually people don’t listen and ends up happening. He’s the type to fall in love really quick and prolly had ex girlfriend drama. He loves he’s friends and family but distances himself from new people.
Etienne is so nice to me
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