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A large red haired mammal, large in stature with an extremely miniature head. An oversized snout defines this extremely masculine being.

This mammal feels no emotions besides anger and rage. At the drop of a pin, it will turn on you and is even likely to to stab you in the back while you are eating christmas dinner. The Eteo does not celebrate holidays.
The large Eteo charged at me with a fierce gruesome warcry, trampling those who got in it's way, and laying small explosives behind him
by King Johnathon January 13, 2010

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