Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.
"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear
William Shakespear
by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009
Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!
It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!
It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!
Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!
Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!
Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!
Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!
Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!
by Mate yer... July 30, 2009
by Mozzie May 2, 2004
Small town on the North Shore of Massachusetts known for its clam-diggers, clam-digging activities, and annual chowder festival.
by Ancient Gold Dragon August 10, 2005
An area in England known for being the definition of shite. Within the boundaries of Essex, a society of rejected misfits resides. It is rumoured that this polulation has a sole diet of Hobnobs, and not the tasty chocolate ones.
by ArnoldHobinator January 16, 2016
A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.
by furbymaster45 December 7, 2011
Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.
by Acidwash July 28, 2009