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Espositoism 

Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the content in question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said content.
e.g.:

Standard language - "He shot her"

Espositoism - "Subject discharged his weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive target."

Used in context:

X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer) Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.
Espositoism by Expo779 October 20, 2010
Related Words

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.
Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

harry esposito

a long haired Italian who enjoys the simple things in life; is prone to leaving his possessions lying around other people's domains. Has problems walking in straight lines, especially after a long night at the Spot or Pledge House. Loves to be tickled.
yo, that kid is so Harry Esposito, he ate mad munchies in my room last night and left all the trash. Now he's out chillen, probably out getting tickled or something, or falling over.
In a way it should be reflected as the word "Expose". However, on a Friday night when the world is about to change there is no better word to use than Espose.
"This is one of those moments that we're so lucky to have on tape because I am just about to sort of espose my song writing methodology."
Espose by FalltoEarth24 May 25, 2009
A nice city in the north coast of Portugal with nice beaches,and great water front for fishing and boating.From Vila-Cha you can see a great view of Esposende.
Esposende a beira mar plantado para os cegos nao ir bater direitinhos a Sao Lourenco de Vila-Cha.
Esposende by jotavisi July 16, 2008

Esposweeto 

A collision of hands accidentally looking similar to a handshake.
"Wow that's one cool handshake you guys made"
RESPONSE : "nah chill son, it's just an esposweeto"
Esposweeto by Maskoff June 22, 2017