A roommate who knows not various things. Including but not limited to:
1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.
Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:
1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
1. Turning off lights.
2. Making guests feel welcome.
3. Conversing with the fairer sex.
4. Closing the deal.
Way's to tell if your roommate is a P.E:
1. Complains about MISC. shit.
2. Offers too many times to go to Best Buy or HEB with him.
3. Stands awkwardly around when people are enjoying the scenery.
4. Quotes "I say, you guys have a bunch of random shit." "I will have to call bullshit on you, sir."
"Pumpkin Escobar brought a girl home last night....she left with one of my friends."
"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
"Dude, did pumpkin seriously leave his light on again?"
by Pumpkin Kicker September 15, 2008
by OSONOSNCOAISN September 21, 2010
1: Do you know about Vice City's airport?
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
2: No. What's it called?
1: It's called "Escobar International Airport"
by BloxxingBlocks March 12, 2016
the Escobar oil change can be multiple slangs or sayings originating in Rushford Minnesota and can be used as the following. Changing of black bong water, theft of catalytic converter, theft of wheels, siphoning of oil (theft), sale of illegal substances, reverse Alabama creampie, having an abortion then immediately getting pregnant
When you fall asleep with traditional corded earbuds and wake up with the cord wrapped around your neck possibly causing choking and asphyxiation.
I wore my shitty iPhone earbuds to bed and woke up with that cord on my neck like Pablo Escobar’s Necktie.
by Pheecees December 11, 2022
by kcidrub nitsua April 26, 2020
She’s Usually THICK and VERY pretty. She’s someone you could trust with all your stuff but can be a bitch at points. She knows how to make a joke out of anything and can always cheer you up when your not in a good mood.
Boy: She’s so pretty and has a perfect body. I wonder if she’s single
Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
Girl: That’s Mckenzie Escobar. And too bad that’s my best friend.
by NotYourBusiness101 May 4, 2019