A kickass mexican family whose love is unconditional. Don't mess with an escamilla because they are everyyyyywhere!!! Most of them reside in Scottsbluff, Nebraska.
Juan: I slashed an Escamilla's tires on his car!
Antonio: ...and you made it out alive?
Juan: Yeah, but thousands are chasing me and they still looking for me!
Antonio: niggah I am an Escamilla. You dead son! *Bam*
Antonio: ...and you made it out alive?
Juan: Yeah, but thousands are chasing me and they still looking for me!
Antonio: niggah I am an Escamilla. You dead son! *Bam*
by Escamilla December 29, 2011
Aka "Pretty Woman Syndrome"
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.
Oh man, did you hear Eric and Donnie both caught Escamilla syndrome last month! Those girls are going to invect the entire male population of Spring Branch.
by Dr.Shard July 14, 2014
Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .
by theanonymous! November 1, 2017
a pepperoni faced fat ass who needs to get a life and grow some balls. but yet he should go on a diet
whale joey escamilla
by quinten castro August 29, 2008
Ava Grace Escamilla is a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. If there is a girl with this name, she is a wonderful person. Ava Grace Escamilla is one of those girls whose smart, beautiful, athletic, and a great friend. She may be pretty, but she has her insicurities. She might be a little quiet when you first meet, but once you become friends, there is nothing she wont do for you. Friendship is everything to her so don't take her for granted.
by tpwkblmalmlgbtq+lm September 21, 2020
He’s a crazy guy that has changed into a amazing father. In his youth he was a very good football player and a good wrestler and well known for being able to fight
by Noah Escamilla November 25, 2021